This isn’t even for you

wolfythewitch:

“The gods’ chosen” “the gods’ champion” no that’s the god’s little wind up toy. The gods’ chew toy. The gods’ favorite barbie doll

(via jonquilandlace)

corvidjuice:

Job applications: I am very passionate (true!) about normal and useful things (lie.)

(via jonquilandlace)

slightlyrebelliouswriter23:

yeah no sorry i’m going to disappear. yeah it’s gonna be an all day forever thing sorry. yeah no there’s a big fog i’m running towards. it’s going to swallow me whole. sorry.

(via jonquilandlace)

whompthatsucker1981:

fucked up evil creature experiences remorse

calamity-unlocked:

Fic writers; do you enjoy reading your own fics after you’ve posted them?

YESS I write this shit for ME and ME ONLY so imma read the hell out of it!!!

I do but not as much as reading other people’s fics

I do, but only when a certain amount of time has passed after posting them

I physically can not read my own works

Different answer (put in tags)

I can not read

(via celamoon)

heeha-must-die:

started listening to tma got through almost two seasons gone insane

so here’s quality content just for you because i find jon’s paranoia so funny and so devastating at the same time

my favourite workplace romantic comedy series

alasroundrock:

This quote has been living rent free in my head thanks to my housemate so I had to make art for it

write-it-motherfuckers:

Person A: “How can you not know that you’re dating a fucking deity?!”

Person B: “…I mean, to be fair, before the accident they never really acted like a deity around me. Our life together had been mostly domestic and sappy up until that point.”

Person A: “And now?”

Person B: “…Honestly, it’s still pretty domestic and sappy, they just don’t bother hiding their inhuman nature around me anymore.”

larkstonguesinaspicpart1:

hansoeii:

Jonathan Sims and Martin Blackwood